{"id":117,"date":"2011-03-27T22:35:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T22:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/box5265.temp.domains\/~brucewi2\/photos\/2011\/03\/27\/sexually-aroused-skyscraper\/"},"modified":"2019-09-02T21:51:25","modified_gmt":"2019-09-02T21:51:25","slug":"sexually-aroused-skyscraper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucewinter.net\/photos\/sexually-aroused-skyscraper\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexually aroused skyscraper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We got a new power pole installed near our back yard.&#160; The old one was crooked and would spectacularly short wires in wind storms:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7WOWpMTI\/AAAAAAAAGRw\/M4VE3HZKaeg\/s1600-h\/DSCN1580.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1580\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1580\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1580_thumb5B15D.jpg?resize=200%2C266\" width=\"200\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I took a 1\/2 day vacation while the power was out and we walked up one of the trails that starts a few blocks from our house: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7XfoaJbI\/AAAAAAAAGQU\/B96yUYxRERY\/s1600-h\/DSCN15923.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1592\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1592\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1592_thumb.jpg?resize=353%2C266\" width=\"353\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Helen enjoyed her month off.&#160;&#160; She developed a habit of buying a few cactus whenever she ventured out, so we now have a fun collection:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7Ygnvx-I\/AAAAAAAAGQc\/iW4GZfqwLZc\/s1600-h\/DSCN16053.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1605\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1605\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1605_thumb.jpg?resize=353%2C266\" width=\"353\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The theory is we will have a hard time killing these cactus.&#160; That theory doesn\u2019t apply to this 20 year old Bonsai tree \u2026 <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7Z3hMrLI\/AAAAAAAAGQk\/yYgC_1dDF3w\/s1600-h\/DSCN16343.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1634\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1634\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1634_thumb.jpg?resize=353%2C266\" width=\"353\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Helen bravely and lovingly cares for it.&#160;&#160; I\u2019m too scared to touch it.<\/p>\n<p>We have a variety of animals visit our back yard.&#160;&#160; There is a small family of deer that live between our house and an unfenced stretch of house next to us:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7bTVYo0I\/AAAAAAAAGQs\/4F9zq8OcZu8\/s1600-h\/DSCN17113.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1711\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1711\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1711_thumb.jpg?resize=353%2C266\" width=\"353\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And this guy shows up every few days, but is very elusive.&#160; Helen thinks he is feral, I think he is a neighbor\u2019s cat who likes to watch birds around our bird feeders.&#160;&#160; Helen is attempting to befriend it with goodies so she can ask him.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7cpkWAnI\/AAAAAAAAGQ0\/yFB-DoQ009A\/s1600-h\/DSCN16813.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1681\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1681\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1681_thumb.jpg?resize=354%2C266\" width=\"354\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We went on a few bike rides, in search of a bike route to work without killer hills (no luck there):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7eE2pIJI\/AAAAAAAAGQ8\/t9-qZ7GDxMw\/s1600-h\/DSCN164010.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1640\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1640\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1640_thumb2.jpg?resize=353%2C266\" width=\"353\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Boris and Irena arrived last week to close on their house.&#160;&#160; Their car and moving van came a few days later, along with their personal master plumber and carpenter from NH!&#160;&#160; They are renovating the kitchen and bathrooms:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7fik5oBI\/AAAAAAAAGRE\/_4uwXTl5hC0\/s1600-h\/DSCN16887.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1688\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1688\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1688_thumb1.jpg?resize=353%2C266\" width=\"353\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Boris and Helen try to keep them fed, a challenge after a long day of work:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7g8Ic6UI\/AAAAAAAAGRM\/Pjac9l5p1Hg\/s1600-h\/DSCN17073.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1707\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1707\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1707_thumb.jpg?resize=353%2C266\" width=\"353\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is Boris disapproving of Helen\u2019s \u2018flatten the meat\u2019 instrument.&#160;&#160; Unlike Boris, who has a kitchen implement for every conceivable occasion, like a meat hammer, we are minimalists who like to improvise:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7iUdPUSI\/AAAAAAAAGRU\/FY0-2Bwilzc\/s1600-h\/DSCN17063.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSCN1706\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSCN1706\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/brucewinter.net\/~brucewi2\/photos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/DSCN1706_thumb.jpg?resize=353%2C266\" width=\"353\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nick, Scott, and George are having a good time running Skitter from Costa Rica.&#160; Nick has some photos here:<\/p>\n<p>&#160; <a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/livelily\">http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/livelily<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And Scott has a fun blog of activities here:<\/p>\n<p>&#160; <a href=\"http:\/\/scott-travel.blogspot.com\/\">http:\/\/scott-travel.blogspot.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I close this month with the standard \u2018Helicopter landing on heads\u2019 and \u2019sexually aroused skyscraper next to a fire\u2019 photos:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh3.ggpht.com\/_B-OuqrHac60\/TY-7jtBtfvI\/AAAAAAAAGRc\/MN-mW-_0dNE\/s1600-h\/DSCN164311.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; 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