I got a new deck! Walking on my old one was like that Netflix Squid Games episode where the contestants didn’t know which planks would send them plunging to their deaths!
Before:
After:
In my younger days, I had the ambition to build decks:
Now, being older and creakier, I hired it out. They did a MUCH better job than I would have:
My old deck rot inspired me to spray protectant on my 3 cypress benches:
Nick & Chloe bought a house!
A much better fit for their growing family:
Will close with a reimagined turtle, apologies for any resulting nightmares:
Bruce